Who wants a cookie? Yesterday I did, but that all changed when the fire nation attacked. Let me tell you a story about the girl and the cookie dough.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Alison who wanted cookies but had to go to the store. Instead of making homemade cookies like she normally does, she decided to buy pre-made cookie dough. "Brilliant," she thought "Now I don't have to make a mess making the cookie dough but I will still get the same great taste." So she bought the goods, went home and decided she was going to be lazy and make the cookies the next day. The sun rose on the next morning and Alison leaped out of bed to start the oven. She popped the tiny, pre-scooped pieces of dough into the oven and waited. Voila, out come the cookies looking like little dirt cakes. What did Alison do wrong? Still being hopeful, she tried one and found it to be less than satisfactory. The cookie was missing something, something called love. In the end Alison cried due to lack of love and watched "Lilo and Stitch". The end.

Moral of the Story: Make homemade cookies, there is a difference. Also you can save money. Cookies + money = happiness