CHOO CHOO! ALL ABOARD! Today I'm going to rant about my favorite animal: the goat. The goat is a majestic creature with it's long beard, curved horns and blank eyes. The sound of it's mighty bleat sends shivers down the spine of all things living. It truly is the greatest animal that has ever walked the earth. The best part about it is it's sub-group called the Myotonic goat, aka the fainting goat. When frighten the goat locks up and falls over, and you know why they do this? Because we trained them to, that's why! Back when shepherd and sheep were as one, the shepherd would bring along some fainting goats so that if a wolf came it would eat the goat rather than the sheep. Fun, right? Too bad the Myotonic goat has now been degraded as just a silly animal that passes out when someone opens an umbrella, yells loudly, or brings them food. So this is a shout out to all those goats out there: BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!