Haha, who is that pathetic girl who is all alone on her bed under her blankets in the corner of
room watching "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"? It's so depressing seeing a loser like that... Oh wait, that's me. What am I doing with my life? I'm 18 years old and it's snowing but I'm spending all my time watching a show about a adolescent witch who can't seem to get her stupid magic in order. What makes it worse is that I squealed under my blanket like a tiny piglet nestled in hay when I saw that there are 163 episodes I can watch for free. To think, I thought I had problems before...

Oh, and Sabrina and Harvey should totally get together, just saying.