Which is better, being an outspoken fan of a celebrity or being a silent creeper? Let's weigh our options.

Outspoken Fan

Pros:
-People know your stand point on the celebrity
-Celebrity might actually acknowledge you (via twitter, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, etc)
-It is alright when you squeal upon seeing your celebrity
-Your Favorite Celebrity movie night at your house with all your friends

Cons:
-Your friends think you are slightly obsessed (when I say slightly I really mean a lot)
-The celebrity you like thinks you are a crazy fan
-Because you are just a "crazy fan" your celebrity wouldn't care if they met you, you're just another fan

Total weight: 1 lb, 29oz


Silent Creeper

Pros:
-You can be as obsessed as you like, no one will know
-You can stalk your celebrity without anyone knowing
-Your friends won't know anything, therefore they cannot judge you
-No one will ever know, hehe hehe HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!

Cons:
-Your celebrity will never know you
-No fan-obsessing moments with your friends
-If your celebrity ever caught wind of your actions, there would be a restraining order

Total weight: 2 cows


Results are in, and the winner issssss........ Oh wait, it's a tie!! Yes folks, apparently pure obsession is unhealthy. This is in other news, I have been diagnosed, so excuse me while I go get help.

 

NO, ALISON, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. These men are over twice your age, beat the obsession... BUT THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!