Monday, May 26, 2014

"Hey, Alison, what has happened to you this last month?" Well, I'm glad you asked random citizen, because a lot has happened in the last month. But I'm not going to tell you about it! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 


Unfortunately, my mother has informed me that my blog started to follow a pattern of ranting and complaining, and she didn't like that so I had to stop. Guess what Mom? I'M 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!! Just kidding, please don't beat me for my defiance, I am just going through a phase. 


Now that that is settled (I just used two "thats" in a row) let me bring some sunlight into your guys' mind. Urggggg, I am having a hard time focusing because Ursula keeps shaking and it throws me off. I mean, come on Ursula, calm down. Does she realise she is an off-the-rocker villian who tries to marry a guy half her age with the use of a stolen ginger voice? Actually, Ursula has always kinda reminded me of my mother. I don't know if it is the wicked cackle or just the fact that my mummy's favorite Disney song is "Poor Unfortunate Souls." 

The Disney villain I admire the most ties between "Long Live the King" Scar

and "Savages" Governor Ratcliffe



Let me explain before you go and judge me for supporting the lion who killed off Mufasa and the guy who attempted to blow off the Native Americans off the map. These guys almost won. They planned out their attacks in advanced, made difficult situations work for their benefit, and were masters at psychological warfare. Plus they both have fabulous hair and voices. Let's be realistic, everyone likes the villain with a mane, just look at Loki, though Governor Ratcliffe does kinda look like a rat with dreads. Ehhhhhhhhh. Eheheheheh. Haha I made a Loki/Tom joke that will probably just go right over half of the heads that read this because the have lives and don't live on the internet.

I'm going to stop myself now but you know what they say,




I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!!!!!